Monday, March 16, 2015

On The Perils of Traveling with Myself



            The story you are about to hear is factual. The names have been changed to protect the innocent~ I hope you can relate to this true tale.
            I, Annie, just returned from a trip out west. Fred stayed home and tended the fire. It was a good time for Annie.
            When I first left Kansas, I was totally organized. The items in the suitcase were all packed in little plastic bags; the shoes were in the side pockets; my book and boarding passes were in my purse, and the keys to the car were in my make up bag!
            It was the trip home that was THE trip to never forget.
            It was on the first flight back that I first missed them.  Where were my car keys? I searched every compartment in my purse. The guy next to me wondered what I was doing. I kept picking up my purse and raking through it. No keys.
            The man in the next seat just stared straight ahead. But I could see his “wheels” turning! He was thinking, “What kind of nut am I sitting next to?”
            I remembered I had put some of my make up bags in the suitcase some time during the travels. But my luggage was checked, so I would have to wait to search the suitcase.
            I also had packed my light coat in my “checked” suitcase. Mistake number two.
            We landed in Denver. The “cold weather” shock was undeniable.
            I hurried to the other end of the terminal to connect with the flight from Denver to Hays.
            The gate was located at the end of B terminal, downstairs. That area was freezing cold. The passengers arriving from their smaller planes had to de-plane outside. There was a constant cold draft coming in the doors. I had no coat, and no way to get warm.
            Passengers waited in the padded chairs, wrapped in their winter coats. I hid next to the Starbuck’s booth just around the corner, furtively watching the gate to see when I could escape to the plane.
            When we landed at Hays, it was 10:15 p.m. We were the last flight. There was one employee at the airport. Most of the passengers headed for their cars. The rest of us waited for our checked bags. I was never so glad to see a suitcase! I dragged it to the lounge and opened it to search for the dang keys.
            I was greeted with bags full of exploded make-up. What a mess. I searched through those bags carefully, but found NO keys. However, I retrieved my coat from the bag!
            Now I was faced with a choice.
            Would I stay at the dark, deserted airport and continue to search for the keys, or would I catch a cab with the three remaining passengers outside. Even the crew had left!
            I made the only decision I could. I would take the cab and stay overnight in a hotel in Hays.
            The van driver told the three of us that the cost would be $15 EACH to take us to the Hotel. He asked if we were all prepared to pay that. NOOOOO!!
             Upon arriving at the hotel, I forked over the $15 and at that point felt like someone being interrogated must feel after sitting on a wooden chair under a harsh light bulb with water dripping on his nose all night.
            The clerk had a room but said there were no floor level rooms left. Without checking the room number, I grabbed the room keys and pulled the 45 pounds of suitcase up the OUTSIDE metal stairs to the next level. I searched for my room. I then looked at my key. She had indeed given me a floor level room. So I bumped de bump bumped the suitcase down the metal stairs again. And it was freezing cold! I didn’t care any more. I would have confessed to ANYTHING!
Of course, my room was on the very end, and I couldn’t open the door.  It was late, freezing cold, and my nose was running. Another choice again. It was either sit down in the cold and cry or pull the luggage, purse, and bag of books and junk all the way back to the main desk to ask for help.
“Oh sometimes those keys don’t work the first time. I’ll swipe again”! she responded.
            Did I finally get inside? Yes.  But here’s the BEST news. I found the car keys!

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