Wednesday, September 16, 2015

On Foraging for Edible Foods



            I read an article sometime back decrying our American preoccupation of cultivating green, grassy, lawns.  It went something like this.
            We plant grass, we fertilize it, and we water it. Then we cut it. We haul it off. We  mow with expensive lawn mowers that need gas and oil . All expensive. We cut the grass, collect it in piles, and then discard the very grass that we have been working so hard to grow. Then the process starts all over again. We do it over and over.
            We deplete valuable, fertile soil to raise our grass, so we fertilize so that we can grow more…and all this time we are diligently working at getting  rid of the varmint weeds…you know, the dandelions and the lambs quarter.
            We are such lemmings. I don't even know if we know why we invest such time and money in growing grass! We just do.
            In California, there is a terrible water shortage. But even before that drought became serious, a movement was escalating among the "yuppie" crowd to forget grass and grow food instead. Even front yard rock gardens could be attractively arranged with edibles. You know, like olden times! A garden! There's a site aimed at this pursuit and it is www.foodnotlawns.com . Take a look. Maybe get some tips?
            But there's more to this story. I have discovered and am learning slowwwwwly that there are many edible plants around that we are discarding or ignoring. We are totally clueless. Such knowledge has disappeared among this "modern" and very dependent population.
            Some of you know. You recognize these natural edible herbs, berries, tubers, and the like.  Not me. I am still at the kindergarten level.
             Let's look at Dandelions.  Do you know that they are good to eat? This free food is right under our noses. But, we dig them up, or spray them to keep them from spreading. The lowly Dandelion happens to be a great source of iron, Vitamins A and C, Calcium and many other vitamins and minerals. The yellow head is the edible part. It must be picked early in the Spring. The harvested  head can be dipped in egg and bread crumbs; then fried for a delicious snack. If you try this be sure it hasn't been sprayed with herbicides. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgh_qo--QJ8
            There are scads of books available on Amazon relating to the edible plants among our natural vegetation.
            Fred hunts Morel mushrooms. Yes, you need to know what you are hunting .The Morel is distinctive in its appearance.
            The  native sand hill plums are ripening now. They make delicious jelly and jams. And most of the time, these bushes are available to any one for the picking.
            Elderberries are delicious too. They hang in clusters on bushes and are deep purple. The only reason I don't pick them is because I am a bit lazy. But I am turning over a new leaf! No pun intended.
            Lamb's Quarter is another available naturally grown vegetable. Once you recognize its distinctive look, you will find it. Lamb's Quarter makes great salads, and is similar in taste to fresh spinach.
            Day Lilies can be eaten as well.  Prolific in the wild or in the garden, they open in the morning and close at night. They bear flowers, blossoms, and shriveled blooms (all edible)  at the same time and are distant cousins of the onion. Their tubers are edible as well, and can be harvested in early April or late October. The tubers look like thin potatoes and can be boiled. The flower petals and buds can be picked and dipped in egg and bread crumbs and fried. Once fried on both sides, they resemble bacon, and taste sweet with a bit of zing. Look up "Blanche Cybele Derby? on You Tube and watch some of her videos.
            If you are like me, this information might overwhelm, and yet, it intrigues one to know more. People actually used to know this information.
            We are accustomed to running to the grocery store for food, but we might want to recognize other sources for food.  At least, if nothing else, plant something that can be eaten. . It's not hard. Ask Fred.

             The abundant returns are, well, rewarding! 

On Making a Bucket List

            Have you ever thought about making a "bucket list"? Are there secret dreams or hopes that you have stifled or given up ever achieving?  Do you have a passionate interest in something that has of yet been pushed to "someday"?
            I hope that we have dreams, hopes and goals  that we have not yet achieved. But many of us are running in so many directions that we don't take the time to consider even one option.
            Is this you?
            The movie, "The Bucket List," released in 2007, starred Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. The two were portrayed as two elderly, terminally ill men who escaped from a Cancer treatment hospital to head off on a road trip to fulfill a list of "to-dos" before they die. The film was a heart-warming and message friendly story.
            This "bucket list" idea took off like wildfire in this country. Eventually, the "bucket list" concept transitioned from applying just to the aged to being pertinent to all ages.
            Having said all of this, I now find that creating a "bucket list" takes a great deal of time and thought. It doesn't happen during the rush of our daily lives.  Maybe sometimes a desire can fall on one during mind crowding moments. But, recognized and verbalized thoughts and hopes take time to travel from the heart to the head, and then out the mouth.
            Young couples have dreams that are easy to list. A home of their own, a family vacation to Disney World, a nice car, or a good job are only a few of their goals and dreams.  Then there are hopes such as healing, restoration of marriages, world peace. But these are not what I am referring to at this time.  These are prayerful and deep needs..
            No, a "bucket list" is a compilation of those things you want to see, hear, touch, taste before your last days on earth.
            Are you dead yet? Are you in the grave? Then, you might want to consider that there TRULY are a number of things you would like to do.
            Amazon sells a "Bucket List Journal" that offers to motivate and lead some of us totally empty headed, dull souls who do not know where to begin. I tend to be content and totally "que sera, sera", but that's not always an interesting approach to life, now is it?
            Here are some of the leading items on Bucket Lists. Maybe now, you can get started and use a few of these suggestions? I did not list them all here.
            Please don't let my comments discourage you. Go for it!
             Take a road trip. (mmm. That's a no brainer. But where?)
            Hike down Grand Canyon. (I will need a back pack filled with chocolates for that one)
            Go parachute jumping (Nah. I would die just standing there looking out the plane door)
            Go to Antarctica  (Do you suppose they have a Starbucks there?)
            Celebrate Mardi Gras in New Orleans. (After about five minutes of that, I would probably say, "enough" )
            Save a life (Most of us already have done that! Our kids, for one thing!)
            Stand in a Prison cell in Alcatraz. (I have done that. It's pretty stark)
            Visit Berlin, explore Iceland, visit Croatia, visit Rome,
            Pet a Penguin (Do they bite?)
            Fly first class. (My kids do that. We go coach!)
            Visit Argentina's Iguazu Falls ( Again, plenty of chocolate bars in my back pack)
            Climb Mt. Kilmanjaro  ( pant pant)
            Stay in an ice hotel in Sweden. (Can you bring your electric blanket?)
            Learn how to ride a bike. (And attach a basket for your chocolate)
            Kayak through caves. ( not in Anarctica, I hope)
            Am I hopeless or what?
            Any one can lose his way and find that he has lost tomorrow because of the burdens of today. So let's start listing what we want for tomorrow!
            Something wonderful happens inside when one re-thinks goals, writes them down, declares them to others, prays about them, and looks forward to tomorrow.
            This is not a time to dwell on the negativity and hopelessness that seems to be permeating our society. It's there. But this is the time to look up and look inward to find those things that still call you/us to tomorrow.
            I am starting a new list today

On the Fall Garden



            The garden is slowing down. So is Fred.
            The grasshoppers are speeding up. The mob is prolifically increasing and dive bombing anything they can chew up.
            And I, like the garden, (and Fred) am slowing down too. But I am also dive bombing what veggies are left.
            My Bible study friends think I am just a bet "tetched" in the head. They observe the canned tomatoes on the counter and know that I have been on a canning frenzy lately.  They wonder about me because they, like me, have slowed down too. And they have no desire to "can" anything.
            But, I like to can. I love fresh canned tomatoes in my stews and soups in the winter. I enjoy the onions and can't have too many of those either.
            I have made peace with the garden.
            It wasn't always that way.
            I married Fred. He is a planter. He inherited his mother's passion and loves to see things grow.
            Every single, cotton-picking year!
            He plants a garden whether we need one or not. And he never misses his scheduled St.Patrick's day planting of the potatoes (ceremony).
            I used to feel overwhelmed and a little bit peeved when he would tromp into the kitchen with potatoes, cucumbers, onions, tomatoes, squash, green peppers, and whatever else the summer garden provided. He would put the bucket on the floor in front of the sink, and load the sink and accompanying colander with more .
            But he trained me and I learned the ropes after about 30 years. Note: It took 30 years!
            However, I trained him too.
            He takes off his garden shoes at the back door.
            He washes the potatoes outside.( That was the routine anyway until a few years ago when we discovered that potatoes keep longer if one leaves the garden soil on them).
            He helps get the produce into the refrigerators before their usefulness is obliterated by the outside warmth.
            So, O.K. he helps. You get that.
            What I have learned is that we all need to eat more real food. I define real food as food in its natural state. Food that has not been chemicalized, pasteurized, process-ized, or ruin-ized. We should eat food that is in its total original state as much as possible. And spraying is not good, but often necessary.
            About fifteen years ago, something went "click" in my brain cells.
            I began to enjoy cooking about as much as I enjoy eating!
            I no longer become angry at the potatoes and cucumbers. I made friends with the tomatoes. We gave as many away as we kept too!
            Fred took over making the cucumber, onion, and vinegar mixture that most of us enjoy. We learned to add tomatoes, chopped up in chunks, and the mixture made a great substitute for a salad.
            Some of you younger marrieds may not know about this recipe, so here it is probably too late in the season.
            Peel and slice 4 or 5 cucumbers into a large bowl
            Slice and dice a whole onion, preferably white. ( a red onion will color the mixture)
             Add vinegar, salt, and water to the bowl and add sugar to your liking. The mixture should be strong but not overpowering, and the sugar should only tone down the vinegar so you don't need much…perhaps 5 Tablespoons. (yes you can substitute artificial sweeteners)
            Cover the cucumber, onion mixture and refrigerate. Add cucumbers and onions; even tomatoes whenever you choose.
             Now that it is Fall, I am glad, happy, content, joyous, and at peace with the grasshoppers.
            All good things come to an end.
            And next Spring I will again be ready for the next garden! My attitude will be expectant, and I will be nice to Fred.